Archive for July, 2009

Crouch unveiled at Spurs

Michelle Marsh WAG of the week

Apparently they play football in Scotland too – not that we’ve ever watched any, think Champagne Charlie Nicholas tried it once before he got a hair cut and joined Sky. Anyway, we’ve been told there is a player called Will Haining who somehow managed to marry Michelle Marsh, who is of course very well know [...]

Who ate all the pies ?

After a football career spanning 20 years, including clubs like Inter, Lazio & Juventus, Christian Vieri needs little introduction. Having scored 23 goals in 49 matches for Italy, he is considered one of Italy’s greatest strikers, and is the one-time world player of the year. Perhaps this is why Blackburn were rumoured to be signing [...]

Darren Bent jumps off plane

Both West Ham and Tottenham players landed in China yesterday for a pointless money spinner, aka pre-season friendly, in Beijing. Just as the Spurs jet was about to close the doors, striker Darren Bent was alleged to of been hauled of the plane and had his bags removed also. The reason for such behaviour is [...]

Scott Parker in Parachute Accident

Worrying news just in from Upton Park – Last season’s Hammer of the year Scott Parker has suffered a training ground accident involving a parachute. Rumours that he leapt from Michael Owen’s helicopter are so far unproven.

Newcastle Yellow Away Kit

Having brought up the fact that Everton’s pink n’ black away kit is a firm contender for the 2009/2010 sh*t kit award – we happened to mention the Newcastle yellow away kit. The only reason Newcastle haven’t been handed the award immediately is because they are now in the fizzy pop league. One or two [...]

Alex Curran WAG of the week

Mrs Steven “punches like a professional” Gerrard aka Alex Curran is our WAG of the week. In typical WAG style, Alex doesn’t have a real job, and spends her time “writing” the odd column for the quality Daily Mirror. The column is entitled “Go Shopping With Alex Curran” – says it all really.

Everton in bid for sh*t kit award

Now that Newcastle have fallen into the Championship, they are ineligible to compete for the sh*t kit trophy – they would of won hands down with their tasteless yellow garment. Everton have however taken the lead and are firmly in the running for this years sh*t kit award. Their home kit looks like it has [...]

Wild Animal fight

Liverpool and Tottenham appear to be set for a fight over the “Wild Animal”. The Real Madrid striker Alvaro Negredo’s whose nickname is “The Wild Animal fo Vallecas” is said to be a £17m target for both clubs. The player’s agent claims that there are several clubs from Europe interested in the 23 year old, [...]

Man City waste more money

Man City fans seems to be enjoying this Summer more then any other. Not only are they snapping up over-priced players left right and centre but they are also sticking two fingers up at the Red side of Manchester too. Having secured the signature of Carlos Tevez after the striker spent two seasons at Old [...]