Starting today, we’re going to have a section here for all the pervy blokes and lesbians amongst you.

Instead of talking about men in shorts, we’ll highlight a footballers WAG and with great imagination, we’ve chosen to call it the WAG of the Week category.

So, if you have any suggestions, please feel free to drop us an email and recommend a WAG for us to Google and find the best photo of.

For the opening week, we’ve started with lanky-legs Peter Crouch’s bird, Abbie Clancy. Mainly because I got within 5 feet of her at Dubai Airport a few weeks back. Crouchy looked as tall as ever, and Abbie had these massive high shoes on in an attempt to not look like a midget.

Apparently she won a TV show called Britain’s next top model, and we can clearly see why…..