A couple of weeks into his £80m move to Real Madrid, and Ronaldo is already showing his new team mates what he does best >

He loves it.

Meanwhile, back in the Premier League, Man City owner Sheikh Mansour continued to waste vast amounts of cash on pointless pieces of tat. According to the Current Bun, at the Abu Dhabi Palace, the Sheikh treated each of his football players with a special edition Franck Muller watch, worth £168,000 each.
Yes, even new signings Gareth Barry, Roque Santa Cruz, and Carlos Tevez (who can probably buy their own after their signing-on fees) managed to walk away with the gifts. No wonder John Terry is so desperate to talk to City bosses.

After accepting the new wrist-wear, the players all went to the Emirates Palace Hotel to be treated like kings.
If I was a City fan, I’d be worried. These pampered players aren’t well known for rolling up their sleeves and grinding out results in the harsh English winters.

In case you were wondering, the Emirates Palace Hotel looks like this :

The New Eastlands.