Archive for July 24th, 2009

Scott Parker in Parachute Accident

Worrying news just in from Upton Park – Last season’s Hammer of the year Scott Parker has suffered a training ground accident involving a parachute. Rumours that he leapt from Michael Owen’s helicopter are so far unproven.

Newcastle Yellow Away Kit

Having brought up the fact that Everton’s pink n’ black away kit is a firm contender for the 2009/2010 sh*t kit award – we happened to mention the Newcastle yellow away kit. The only reason Newcastle haven’t been handed the award immediately is because they are now in the fizzy pop league. One or two [...]

Alex Curran WAG of the week

Mrs Steven “punches like a professional” Gerrard aka Alex Curran is our WAG of the week. In typical WAG style, Alex doesn’t have a real job, and spends her time “writing” the odd column for the quality Daily Mirror. The column is entitled “Go Shopping With Alex Curran” – says it all really.