Apparently they play football in Scotland too – not that we’ve ever watched any, think Champagne Charlie Nicholas tried it once before he got a hair cut and joined Sky.
Anyway, we’ve been told there is a player called Will Haining who somehow managed to marry Michelle Marsh, who is of course very well know for her silver medal in the Sun’s brilliant “National Cleavage Week” – anyway, now that she married a football type person, we can stick a photo of her on this page – so, this week’s WAG is Michelle Marsh ->

Pass the tissues