Danielle Lloyd is the former Miss England, former Miss Great Britain, Former Teddy Sheringham bird, Former Darren Bent bint, former Jermaine Defoe friend, and current Jamie O’Hara WAG.

With a list of Premier League footballers on her CV, Danielle is a serial WAG often found in Faces Nightclub looking for her latest free transfer.

Born in Liverpool in 1983 (we do try and do some research) Lloyd has covered such magazines as Playboy, FHM and Maxim.

When appearing on BBC’s “Test the Nation” she was asked the question “Who was Winston Churchill, a rapper, the PM, a US President or a King” – even with the helpful options, Lloyd replied “Wasn’t he the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me – that’s black.”

Genius. Anyway, who cares about that, here’s a cracking photo of her instead.

Not known for intelligence.