…. this is how you launch a new club strip. Forget your 3 people turning up to buy your awful new yellow away shirt. Forget embarrassing fans by asking them to fork our forty quid on a black and pink number, Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield know how to catch the attention of their fans wallets. [...]

… is particularly bad. Considering he wrote and sang the best footballing rap of all time, John Barnes has selected a real stinker when being asked to judge Britain´s best football chant. Barnes´Anfield Crap went on to help Liverpool lose the 1988 FA Cup final, and now he´s been asked to vote for the government [...]