This week we’re really scraping the utter bottom of the barrel with our WAG of the week Charley Uchea.

Charley is a gobby girl who appeared on “Big Bruvva” and boasted about being the cousin of Keiran Richardson.

She is a former lapdancer from Stringfellows and has stated relationships with Carlton Cole and Shaun Wright-Phillips.

Charley was awarded £20,000 in damages and legal costs from the Daily Star in March 2009 after they accepted the story then ran about her being a hooker and stealing designer clothes was unfounded and untrue.
Here she is looking her very best :

Quick snooze before the next club