Valon Behrami is a little known footballer in the Premier League, unless you’re a West Ham fan or happen to be Swiss. We’d never heard of his bird before either, but at a glance Elena Bonzanni looks top totty in the Premier League WAG stakes, so lets hope the Hammers stay up, and Ms Bonzanni [...]

According to Wikipedia, Natalie Suliman is a UK fashion model who was discovered at a swimming pool in Islington – no idea how she got there, or where she’d been, but presumably she looked great in a swimsuit and fitted the bill for a model. Apparently, she is the WAG of Sunderland midfielder Kieran Richardson. [...]