Surely a yellow card offence!! Most definitely a red card…..

Footy Jokes I bumped into Sian Massey in the street today. I said, “Are you aware of the uproar caused after you officiated at the Liverpool v Wolves game? I mean, two Sky Sports pundits were…” “Yeah yeah,” she interrupted. “Tell me something I don’t know.” So I explained the offside rule…….. I met a [...]

Funny Player Quotes ‘I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.’ – Lee Hendrie ‘I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.’ – Ian Rush Interviewer: ‘Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?’ David Beckham: ‘Well, I [...]

Funny Manager Quotes ‘When a player gets to 30, so does his body.’ – Glen Hoddle ‘I was a young lad when I was growing up.’ – David O’Leary ‘Home advantage gives you an advantage.’ – Bobby Robson ‘It’s the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.’ – Graham Taylor ‘We must have [...]

Funny Commentators Quotes ‘He’s 31 this year: last year he was 30.’ – David Coleman ‘The ageless Dennis Wise, now in his thirties.’ – Martin Tyler ‘The Italians are hoping for an Italian victory.’ David Coleman ‘Peru score their third, and It’s 3-1 to Scotland.’ David Coleman ‘If that had gone in, it would have [...]