Funny Manager Quotes

‘When a player gets to 30, so does his body.’ – Glen Hoddle

‘I was a young lad when I was growing up.’ – David O’Leary

‘Home advantage gives you an advantage.’ – Bobby Robson

‘It’s the only way we can lose, irrespective of the result.’
- Graham Taylor

‘We must have had 99% of the game. It was the other three per cent that cost us the match.’ – Ruud Gullit

‘The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away.’ – Alex Ferguson

‘In a year’s time, he’s a year older.’ – Bobby Robson

‘The first 90 minutes are the most important.’ – Bobby Robson

‘Shearer could be at 100% fitness, but not peak fitness.’
- Graham Taylor

‘As I’ve said before and I’ve said it in the past…’ – Kenny Dalglish

‘He was a player that hasn’t had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.’
- Glenn Hoddle

‘I’ve seen them on television on a Sunday morning most days of the week.’ – Jack Charlton

‘People always remember the second half.’ – Graham Taylor

‘If they hadn’t scored, we would’ve won.’ – Howard Wilkinson

‘Paolo Di Canio is capable of scoring the goal he scored.’
- Bryan Robson

‘It was a game we should have won. We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result there.’ – Jack Charlton

‘We keep kicking ourselves in the foot.’ – Ray Wilkins

‘I have a number of alternatives, and each one gives me something different.’ – Glenn Hoddle

‘Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.’
- Arsene Wenger

‘It wasn’t going to be our day on the night.’ – Bryan Robson

‘Very few of us have any idea whatsoever of what life is like living in a goldfish bowl,except, of course, for those of us who are goldfish.’
- Graham Taylor

‘If you can’t stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.’
- Terry Venables