Archive for July, 2009
Footy Looky Likes
Always a favourite visual gag amongst football fans is the Football Looky Likes. Thought we’d kick off today with a couple of little gems of humour. Hull recently launched their new kit with using Queen’s superstar Roger Taylor as the model. Roger decided to use his well known pose from Bohemian Rhapsody to show off [...]
Hammers sign Ray Winstone
Having had their share of porky players down the years, West Ham have managed to sign up another weighty lad up front – Ray Winstone. Life long Hammers fan Winstone, has turned pin-up for the East London club to promte their awful new home kit for the season. Having ripped off all the kids last [...]
Owen gets Number 7
Michael Owen has been given the highly prized No.7 shirt at Manchester United, following in the footsteps of George Best, Bryan Robson, Eric Cantona, David Beckham and Christiano Ronaldo. Many had expected a high double figure squad number for the striker who admits he “didn’t exactly set the world alight in the last year or [...]
The race for 4th is on.
The race for 4th is on……….. So who will claim the 4th spot in this seasons Premier League? I think we can pretty much guarantee that the top 3 will stay the same but hopefully in a different order! Let’s look at the four teams looking for that 4th place finish. Arsenal: Arsenal are normally [...]
Man City sign Tevez
Man City have completed a 5 year contract to bring in former Manchester United striker Carlos Tevez to Eastlands. 25 year old Tevez had been at Old Trafford on a two year loan contract having started his Premier League football at West Ham. City boss Mark Hughes commented “It’s terrific news,” “He is an international [...]
Terry to put up or shut up
It seems we may of been too hasty when we suggested Terry would not leave Chelsea turns out he had a hasty meeting with Chelsea chairman Roman Abramovich yesterday afternoon. According to the Times, Abramovich is reluctant to match the ridiculous salary of £1m per month that Man City is offering to tempt the Chelsea [...]
Who will be the 2009/2010 Premier League Top Goalscorer
Here are 15 of the favourite names for the 2009 / 2010 Golden Boot award. Vote for who you think will win it this year. Last years winner was Nicolas Anelka – will he bag it again this season ? We doubt it. Before you cast your vote – consider these facts : In the [...]
Cheryl Cole WAG of the week
This week’s WAG is X-Factor judge, Girls Aloud singer and Ashley Cole’s long suffering missus Cheryl Cole. Cheryl shot to fame in 2002 winning the TV show PopStars with girl-band Girls Aloud and hasn’t looked back. The bird from Newcastle was known as Miss Tweedy when she met Chelsea and England defender Cole. Voted FHM’s [...]
Gareth Barry loves Abba
It appears that Liverpool’s RAFA BENITEZ has let slip that Gareth Barry is a huge fan of Swedish pop group Abba. Talking about the England midfielder’s favourite song, the Kop boss ranted “With Barry it’s 100 per cent about money, money, money“. Benitez has been trying to sign Barry for some time, but the player [...]
Return of the football mullet
Football has seen some classic hair cuts over the years, from the Keegan’s & Waddle’s to the Beckham’s and James’ – unique styles that are ridiculed the footballing world over. There has however always been one style of footballer’s barnet that fans have loved to hate over the years, we are of course talking about [...]
Johnson joins the Kop
Liverpool have finally unveiled their latest signing, 24 year old England full back Glen Johnson from Portsmouth. The ex-West Ham and Chelsea defender signed in a deal worth £17m, with Johnson reportedly turning down offers from Manchester City and a return to Chelsea. According to some newspapers, the late bid from Manchester City meant that [...]
Gabriel Obertan joins Man Utd
Manchester United today dipped into the £80m raised by the sale of Ronaldo by spending 3.75% of it on French winger Gabriel Obertan. Not knowing too much about the player, we searched the internet and found this YouTube compilation of his skills. 20 year old Obertan was a surprise addition to the United squad as [...]
The Eagle has landed
Premier League new-boys Burnley have been left stunned by flash Chris Eagles new £150,000 Lamborghini. Whilst team-mates arrived for training, midfielder Eagles, 23, sped into the car park in his 192mph super car and parked it next to a battered Vauxhall Astra van. The ex-Manchester United player’s top of the range Gallardo stood out like [...]
Villa bid for Crouch
Portsmouth’s price tag of £12m for Peter Crouch doesn’t seem to of put Martin O’Neill off who is reportedly offering £10m for the England striker. Europa League bound Villa are looking to bolster their squad ahead of what will become a very long season for them. However, Sunderland boss Steve Bruce thinks he’s going to [...]
John Terry to Man City?
Most people would just laugh this one off, but being a football prediction website, we’re predicting that Man City will table a staggeringly stupid £45m offer to Chelsea for their club captain John Terry. With a seemingly endless supply of cash (perhaps even more endless then Chelsea’s) Man City are waving it around during the [...]

